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"is you for real?" - gawd i love these reactions to The Onion!
literallyunbelievable:

is you for real?

"is you for real?" - gawd i love these reactions to The Onion!

literallyunbelievable:

is you for real?

— 2 years ago with 135 notes
#the onion  #literallyunbelievable  #michelle obama  #titanic 
New Facebook Feature Allows User To Cancel Account →

"The company later confirmed that account closures would not stop Facebook from continuing to acquire, permanently store, and sell all information about its current and former users until the day they die."

— 2 years ago
#the onion  #facebook  #truth  #i wish 
If I Go Extinct I Swear I Will Take As Many Humans With Me As I Can →

"I think people always expected that when the time came for us to go extinct, we’d go down all quietlike—that just because we’re small blue butterflies with a wingspan of an inch, we wouldn’t put up a fight. Well, I can assure you that before my kind dies out there will be a reckoning. Blood will run in the streets. Human blood."

— 2 years ago
#karner blue butterfly  #the onion  #extinction  #endangered species  #butterfly  #opinion 
posts like these are funny, but they also fill me with fear about the future
literallyunbelievable:

I don’t know what to think anymore!!!

posts like these are funny, but they also fill me with fear about the future

literallyunbelievable:

I don’t know what to think anymore!!!

— 2 years ago with 289 notes
#the onion  #literallyunbelievable  #science  #anti-science 
Artists Announce They’ve Found All The Beauty They Can In Urban Decay

from The Onion:

DETROIT—After spending more than a century exploiting urban decay to create deeply moving, socially conscious works of art, the art world announced Tuesday that it had captured all the beauty it was going to find in rusted-out cars, abandoned houses, and condemned industrial sites. “These modern ruins speak to the very heart of the human condition, but at this point every last inch of Detroit and Oakland has been documented in photographs, on film, or as part of a multimedia installation,” said artist Devon Gerhart, who told reporters that devoting so much time to contemplating the wounded grandeur of blighted cityscapes had led him to the point where he just wanted to see the places cleaned up. “I made my career portraying the plight of the homeless, but now I’m starting to wonder whether they’d prefer it if someone just helped them find a place to live.” The world’s artists later confirmed plans to spend at least another 50 years churning out heavy-handed depictions of the inherent soullessness of suburban sprawl.

— 2 years ago
#the onion  #art  #urban decay 
"too bad his ‘strength’ isn’t strong enough to control his potty mouth." 

"too bad his ‘strength’ isn’t strong enough to control his potty mouth." 

(Source: literallyunbelievable)

— 2 years ago with 47 notes
#literallyunbelievable  #the onion  #gay 
"Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks"
literallyunbelievable:

What a waste of cash

"Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks"

literallyunbelievable:

What a waste of cash

— 2 years ago with 607 notes
#the onion  #prince william  #kate middleton  #stupidity  #sarcasm  #literallyunbelieveable